That is just a phenomenal piece
I can’t even explain how moved I am by this, I felt like “what the fuck did I just read” but also “this is so beautiful” I was tearing up and laughing and how did this writing make me so emotional I don’t understand this writer is outstanding what.if anyone likes this instead of reblog i will find you and i will sit on your face. i reblogged cause liking it would be sharing it with yourself only. share it with the world because its absolutely fascinating.
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.