21 10 / 2014

friendzonied:

m’lighter

friendzonied:

m’lighter

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21 10 / 2014

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21 10 / 2014

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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21 10 / 2014

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20 10 / 2014

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20 10 / 2014

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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20 10 / 2014

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20 10 / 2014

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

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20 10 / 2014

tabloo:

mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

th’ fuck outta here

tabloo:

mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

th’ fuck outta here

(via vickythevampydemon)

20 10 / 2014

falloutbong:

i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment 

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