14 4 / 2014

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via feliciadayuum)

14 4 / 2014

oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done

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14 4 / 2014

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

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14 4 / 2014

14 4 / 2014

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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14 4 / 2014

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

image

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14 4 / 2014

lueia:

things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people

(Source: thauwn, via vickythevampydemon)

14 4 / 2014

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

(via vickythevampydemon)

14 4 / 2014

nurmengardx:

nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

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14 4 / 2014

wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

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